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Humanising Language Teaching Bob Monkhouse Jokes (Monkhouse, a major UK comedian, died in December 2003. The jokes that follow give a taste of his art) People always say: “ You're a comedian, tell us a joke.” How can we expect a politician to believe in the wisdom of the people when he knows it was the people who voted him in? My wife said: “ Can my mother come down for the week-end? “ I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer. A tomcat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol in to the pilot's ribs and demanded: I still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance! Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted. |