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Q: Why can’t an elephant send an e-mail?
A: Because he is afraid of the mouse.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:
“And who do you think created chaos?”

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