LANGUAGE JOKES
Paul Davis, Pilgrims and Durham University
Editorial Note: The "rude" words in the article that follows were first keyed in with asterisks replacing their vowels. Paul Davis has complained to me that this procedure misrepresented his text. You will now find the text as he wants it with the vowels re-inserted. Editorially, I am happier to respect authorial intention that to go along with a fudgin, puritan convention.
Mario Rinvolucri in a previous issue pointed out that jokes are useful text. In fact, since they're a universal form of expression, they're essential to learning a language.
Jokes are good text but I'd like to go one step further and give examples of jokes which actively deal with language points (see 1 below) and also jokes which challenge the racist and sexist nature of many jokes (see 2 below). Mario illustrated the racist nature of many jokes by his example in the previous issue.
Jokes with a language outcome
(The below need to be read aloud)
If you doubt the jokes above are funny try them on a child. Remember it's how you tell 'em.
- Knock, Knock
- Who's there?
- Fuck
- Fuck who?
Fuck WHOM?
While this is a simple joke if the students are not culturally attuned to this FORM of joke they may need a warm up e.g. Knock, Knock, - Who's there?, Lettuce, Lettuce who?, Lettuce in we've forgotten the key.
Professor of English giving a lecture:
"Of course, it's well known that in the English language it is not acceptable to have a double negative. The two parts of the sentence cancel each other out and the sentence would become positive thus changing the intended meaning of the speaker. Equally the converse is not true, two positive clauses in the same sentence do not cancel each other out and become negative."
Student at back of class: "Yeah, Yeah"
Black guy goes into Cambridge University Library:
"Hey man, which shelves the history books on?"
Librarian:
"Sir, this is Cambridge University. We do not end a sentence with a preposition at Cambridge"
Black Guy:
"Oo Kay, Which shelves the history books on, arsehole?"
What do you call an ant with a machine gun?
- Sir.
Many jokes depend on language for their effect. The ant joke above depends on register. Some depend on taboo language (e.g. fuck whom). Others depend on racist and sexist stereotyping. But it reverses expectations so it ends up being unkind to the librarian not the black guy. Unless librarians are a race this means it's not racist.
Another example of a non-racist joke:
Two Irish men on a building site (needs to be said in an irish accent):
First Irishman:
"Oi Paddy, what's the difference between joist and girder?"
Second Irishman:
" Well, didn't one of them write Faust and the other write Ulysses?"
And finally an example of a non-sexist, nay, even anti-sexist joke:
I'd like to acknowledge Simon Marshall and Gill Johnson who told me some of the above jokes.
This month:
Please send us jokes that belong to your culture, to your region, to regions that tell jokes about yours, to the culture of professions you know; there plenty of jokes the police and doctors and teachers tell about the rest of the world.
We will publish them. This part of the magazine could become the largest one.