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Humanising Language Teaching Jewish Joke
The US has just elected the first Jewish woman President. An isolated Prime MinisterTony Blair: Do you have 20 p you could lend me? I need to phone a friend." Gordon Brown: Here's 40 p- you can ring all your friends!. School JokeStudent: I don't think I deserved a zero on this assignment Where is Heaven?This widow went to a medium because she wanted to talk to her dead husband. Marta, is that you? God and SwitzerlandMany,many years ago, the Good Lord decided to heap good things on a pathetic little man called Helveticus. He realised the Helveticus craved for a land all of his own. Where would you like this land to be? asked the Good Lord. I'd like to see it tucked in between France, Austria and Italy. Well, yes, said God, I'll give you green and mountains, snow and flowers. Anything else you'd like? Yes, I'd like a few large, healthy cows. And God gave him plenty cows. Good Lord, could you throw in a bit of milk with the cows? All you have to is milk them and get more milk then you can use. So Helveticus milked a whole bucket of milk and offered the Lord a brimming glass. Thank you Helveticus, really good, thank you. You're welcome… it only comes to 1 franc 25! |