Computer Quotes

selected by Hanna Kryszewska, Poland

1

To Start Press Any Key.
Where is ANY key?

Common query to computer helpline

2

The call it ‘surfing’ the net. It’s not surfing. It’s typing in your bedroom.

Jack Dee

3

A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at kickboxing.

Emo Philips

4

I don’t know anything about computers. I don’t even know how often to change the oil.

Buzz Nutley

5

The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

Andrew Brown

6

Bill gates declared to the world “I am Microsoft.” Mrs Gates had no comments.

Whoopi Goldberg

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