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JOKES

A Bit of Spice

submitted by Seyyedeh Setareh Mousavi, Iran

Husband: Is dinner ready?
Wife: No it isn’t, you should wait a little.
Husband: So I’ll go out to eat something.
Wife: Please wait just 5 minutes.
Husband: Are you sure dinner will be ready in 5 minutes?
Wife: Of course not, I will be ready in 5 minutes to go out with you

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A man went to a store to buy ice but he suddenly realized that he didn't have enough money. So he touched upon a piece of ice and asked seller "do you have colder ice?"

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A man was sinking in a sea and was crying aloud "help me help me I don't know swimming. Another man saw him and said " Keep silent man. If I don’t know playing tennis, do I have to cry and say I don’t know playing tennis?

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A man was passing near a well. Suddenly he saw a man from the bottom of the well crying "please help please help". The man said to him "Stupid! The bottom of the well isn’t a good place for begging"

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Husband: What are you cooking for lunch?
Wife: Spaghetti
Husband: I don’t eat it, I don’t like spaghetti.
Wife: How do you eat it on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, but you don’t like it now?!

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