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Humanising Language Teaching
Year 4; Issue 2; March 02

Jokes

Drawing conclusions

sent in by Jean Yeomans, UK

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


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