CLIL jokes

Joke 1

Submitted by Cécile Marit

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve, and they had children and so all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, but Dad said we developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.

Joke 2

Submitted by Hanna Kryszewska

A little girl asked her mum, “ How did I come to this world?’
The mother answered, ‘ I found you in a cabbage patch”.
‘Very well’, said the girl and wrote the reply down in her notebook.

Then the little girl asked her granny, “ How did mum come to this world?’
The granny answered, ‘ I found her in a gooseberry bush”.
‘Very well’, said the girl and wrote it down.

Then the little girl asked her great grandma, “ How did granny come to this world?’
The great grandma answered, ‘ A stork brought her in a bundle.’
‘Very well’, said the girl and wrote it down.

Back in her room the girl took a clean piece of paper and started writing:

Assignement 3
The research was conducted on three generations- female population of a white family.
The results of my survey suggest that in the family there has been no sexual intercourse for three generations.

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